A Household of Christmas Clean Starter Pack!
Made from Your very own Christmas Tree, we carefully created ONE Kit, thoughtfully designed to replace your ENTIRE Under-Sink Routine!
Made using every part of your Tree + plant-based botanicals. Designed for real homes, not greenwashed marketing. Non-toxic. Plant-powered. Radically better.
One thoughtfully designed kit replaces your entire under-sink routine.
Zero Toxins. Zero Fake Fragrance. Zero Plastic Clutter.
What you get AT-A-GLANCE
Our Flagship 6
6 specialized Plant-Based Cleaners for your entire home!
Clear and Simple Instructions for Each Product
Refillable Glass Spray Bottles (for your new Reusable Ritual)
Hand Whittle Pour Funnel from Your Very Own Tree!
Hand-Embroidered Cleanup Bibb for your Bottles Drip
Concentrated + space-saving pack
One system. Fewer bottles. Way less waste.
What It Replaces :
-Daily surface spray
-Glass cleaner
-Kitchen degreaser
-Bathroom spray
-Tub & shower scrub
-Floor cleaner
Let’s start with the obvious question: How is this even possible?
The answer isn’t shortcuts or watered-down formulas. It’s using chemistry, plant science, and innovation used to bring beauty back to our planet.
By utilizing every part of your tree, we created a household-wide starter pack of truly organic cleaning products.
No endocrine disruptors. No fake fragrances. No greenwashed nonsense. Just straight-up, old-fashioned, Good. Clean. Fun.
WHY THIS FEELS DIFFERENT
Most homes are stuck in a constant rotation of half-empty plastic bottles that don’t match, don’t simplify anything, and quietly add waste and toxins to daily life. This starter pack replaces your routine with a clear, beautiful system: daily surfaces, glass, grease, bathroom (daily + deep), and floors—handled. This isn’t six new things to manage. It's one less thing to think about. Less Clutter. More Calm. Real Sparkle.
THE GOODS
the Daily Piney:
Your everyday all-purpose surface spray. Kitchen counters, daily spills, real-life messes—drop a chicken wing, wipe it up, move on.
A Witch Named Hazel:
Glass cleaner with a twist.Formulated with medical-grade witch hazel for a truly streak-free finish. So good you’ll want to burn her.(We strongly advise against that.)
cOUNTER INTELLIGENCE:
A powerful plant-based degreaser designed to cut through everyday grime using natural plant properties, because nature already gave us the blueprint.
BATHROOM BIZ:
An all-natural, non-toxic bathroom spray for daily upkeep. Designed to support a hygienic clean without harsh chemicals or synthetic fragrance. Made with plant-based ingredients sourced locally in the DMV, reinforcing our mission to Reclaim Regenerative Agriculture, one city at a time.
the DEEP TUBBY SCRUBBY:
A heavy-duty, non-toxic bathroom paste for deep cleans.Thick, clingy coverage reaches tubs, showers, corners, and crevices that need extra attention.
the DAILY GOES DEEP:
Our floor cleaner, crafted for weekly refreshes.Built on a base of 100% organic vinegar for a natural deep clean. Approved for common household floor surfaces when used as directed, including: Natural Wood. Stainless Steel. LVP. Ceramic. Granite. Quartz. Tile. Vinyl.
(Directions included with every product.)
SCENT + SAFETY
In order to protect our intellectual property during the patenting process, we are choosing to keep our specific ingredients and processes hush hush for now, so please email for specific allergy concerns. But know that everything is made with : Zero Endocrine Disruptors. Zero Synthetic fragrance. Zero Phthalates. Zero Fake Fragrances. Zero Greenwashing Shortcuts. Made from Real Ingredients with Real Science for Real Homes and Real Real People.
HOW TO USE
Easy Peasy Lemon Squeesy
Read individual Product How To
Mix Accordingly
Spray or apply, where noted
Wipe, leave, scrub
Enjoy a clean that actually feels good
Love your Life
Help Others
Each product includes simple, surface-specific directions so you always know exactly what to use and where.
IMPACT + MISSION
This kit is part of a bigger idea: reclaiming waste, restoring land, and designing systems that give back.
By using your tree and sourcing plant-based ingredients locally, we support:
Regenerative agriculture
Reduced household waste
Thoughtful, small-batch production
Clean home. Cleaner planet.
