Includes all products in "The Good Clean Package" (one years' worth of cleaning supplies), PLUS your once-beloved holiday tree gets reincarnated as an absurdly charming, heirloom-level collection of handmade decor, beadwork, ornaments, and trinkets crafted by local stay-at-home moms and people who never emotionally recovered from losing the glitter-glue station in 4th grade.

1. The Holiday Hang - A shaved trunk transformed into the world's most charismatic way to remember the good vibes all year round. Comes with a full suite of handmade hemp-textile ornaments based on your chosen theme!

   Theme Options:

   • Classic Christmas: gingerbread innocence, grandma-coded charm

   • Jew It Up: blue and gold brilliance, dreidel chic, full menorah moment

   • The Far-Out Spectacularly Groovy Super Space Alien Cowboy Christmas: yeehaw meets Area 51

   • Candy Land Christmas Dream: peppermint swirl fever dream

   • Sweet Baby Jesus Nativity: tasteful praise-hands energy

2. Mini Macrame Trees (Set of 2)

   • Adorable little hanging trees made from your own branches + hand-knotted hemp rope. Life if Etsy and Anthropologie had a baby and the baby was raised by woodland elves.

3. The Good Wood Garland

   • Hand-carved mini wooden beads + tiny themed charms strung on hemp rope. It's equal parts boho, retro, cosmic, and "I can't believe this used to be a dead tree."

   • Charms include:

     • Cowboy boots, mini dreidels, baby mangers

     • Gumdrops, UFOs, peppermint swirl beads

     • Stars, bells, alien heads (obviously)

4. 22 Raw Tree Ring Cuts

   • Think of these as your holiday creative license. Perfect for DIY crafts, paint, wood-burning, gift tags, TikTok crafts, etc.

5. 22 Finished Tree Ring Ornaments (Theme-Matched)

   • Hand-polished, wood-burned, stamped, or painted to match your chosen Holiday Hang theme. Each one is a tiny masterpiece that says, "I shop sustainable, but I also have taste."

6. Three Tree Paw Ornaments

   • For the fur children, because dogs and cats deserve immortality too. Hand-stamped with your pet's own paw or a stylized paw mark. Instagram gold.

7. 8 Inches of Finished Tree Ring Coasters

   • A full matching set of hand-sanded, hemp-oil-finished coasters. Enough for parties, gifts, stocking stuffers, and your mother-in-law who "doesn't get your aesthetic" but will absolutely steal these.

*Simply add a note in your purchase to indicate which theme you would like :)